Important Life Lessons From Elf On The Shelf

We just started Elf on the Shelf this year. I thought it’d be a fun tradition and that the kids would enjoy it. Well, they kind of enjoy it. Maybe. I can’t really tell. I think it freaks them out more than anything. I mean, there is an elf that is making mischief in their house, so it makes sense that they’d be a little wary about it. They named him Hans Mario Snowball.

I wanted to share some life lessons I’ve learned from Hans.

1- The things you think are funny as an adult aren’t as funny when you’re a child and vice versa. 

2 – Always… ALWAYS check the date on the milk before you put green food coloring in it.

 ALWAYS. 

If you don’t… the milk will probably be bad. And it will ruin the fun of green milk. Also, if you have picky eaters, green milk will probably just ruin milk for them altogether.

3 – If you think your kid is going to love Elf on the Shelf, chances are, he won’t. He’ll tell you daily that he’s getting sick of that naughty elf and his shenanigans.

4 – YOU will probably enjoy Elf on the Shelf more than your child.You’ll spend all the time planning and laughing about how funny it’ll be and you littles will wake up and be mad that the elf has made yet another mess.

and lastly,

5 – If your elf makes a snow angel in flour, he’ll get gross and dirty and he’ll look smug about it. This will either make you laugh really hard in the morning or make you really mad, depending on the amount of coffee you’ve had and how early it is. Basically, coffee is the key to happiness. 😉

Bonus Wednesday Outfit:

Xmas

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Wednesday Outfit: The Joker

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.

The Joker

Beige top
$25 – intimissimi.com

Converse shoes
converse.com

White handbag
hottopic.com

Gold charm
etsy.com

Bank Novelty Sock 3-Pack
$23 – bankfashion.co.uk

Maybelline lips makeup
$11 – boots.com

Butter London gel nail polish
$19 – thehut.com

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Wednesday Outfit: Eleventh Doctor

Eleven

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Matt Smith is adorable. I wanted to create a simple outfit that would resemble the eleventh doctor. I’m pretty happy with it.

Who is your favorite Doctor and why?
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Wednesday Outfit: Ten

Who doesn’t love Ten?

Ten

Jeckerson straight leg pants
$155 – yoox.com

Brooks brothers socks
brooksbrothers.com

Converse trainers
net-a-porter.com

Pocket watch
hottopic.com

Spy Optic butterfly glasses
zappos.com

Also, note the rose accessories… RIGHT IN THE FEELS! 🙂 

Let me know what you think of this outfit in the comments! Who should inspire the next outfit? 

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